Apparently once you start Kindergarten your mother becomes the most ANNOYING person in the entire universe. Here is how things went yesterday after I picked up Parker from school:
Me: "Hi bud how did it go did you have so much fun?" (waiting for the gush of info that I thought would obviously come rushing out of his mouth)
Parker: yep
Me: what did you do
Parker: just stuff
Me: tell me about your day did you love it?
Parker: it was fine.
Later that day his cousin
Halle called and asked to speak to
parkerMe: Parker the phone is for you it's
HalleParker: oh thanks - "Hey
Halle ... Yep I went to school...I did good
(I can hear her asking him something)
Parker looks back at me in the kitchen out of the corner of his eye and then takes the phone and walks down the hall to his room and closes the door! HELLO! What all of the sudden he's 20?
I followed down the hall and listened and I hear this:
Parker: "yeah I was just a weensy bit nervous ... like you know what I mean?" (what???)
since when does he say "you know what I mean?"
After he gets off the phone with
Halle I go back to making dinner and he is watching PBS and I ask him:
Me: "so what did you talk to
Halle about?"
Parker (not even looking up from the TV "just school stuff - it wasn't anything about you."
Need I say more? Apparently I have become the epitome of uncool....
Then this morning I decided we needed to have a chat about him being a little more respectful of his dear ol' mother and he put his face down on his bed and said
"mom, this is not working for me."
WOW... this is all I can say WOW.
the end.